17 March 2009

Ode to the Bathroom

So, I hate germs. Really bad. I acquired this dislike growing up in the household I did. (Germs were not allowed in under any circumstance). I owe it all to my mother, who well, owes it all to her mother. So I guess this post should be entitled, Thank You Grandma Helen. While I'm on the topic of thanking people though, I may as well thank Marissa my dear sweet cousin as well. I'll tell you why in just a little bit. 

First a little history about the past few months while I've been living in this 12x9 square I call 'home', I'm proud to say I've yet to intentionally step bare-foot in our absolutely disgusting bathroom. Better known as The Mold BoxI better explain this though. Our bathroom really is usually kept up, our apartment mother ... aka ... Kelli seems to do a good job at cleaning the sickest parts, the tub and toilet, often. (Thank you by the way) and I have a thing about our t.p. countertops and soap. We always have Bath and Body soap (which reminds me, I need to make a mall run, we are running low) but still, it is disgusting. 

The reason for this post though is now, courtesy of Marissa - we have TOILET SEAT COVERS!!!  Thats right. Be jealous if you would like. Marissa gave them to me the other day as an early Birthday Present. FIVE THOUSAND OF THEM. Love her for forever because of that. I've attached a picture so you can see them in all of their glory. 

These little babies are helping me make it through the homestretch as germ free as possible.


marissa89 said...

OH EM GEE!!!! That was the funniest blog i have ever read!!! I loved it! I'm glad you are happy with your birthday present! We need to hang out more, I miss your face haha

ShaLyse Walker said...

toilet covers in your own house!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't even use those things in public restrooms. I just sit my little booty down. Should I be admitting that? Never kiss my butt...well...at least literally. Figuratively? Feel free!

Amber said...

hahaha. so so so so true. my bathroom is the same way. don't look at the fan on the ceiling. you don't wanna know what the air your breathing in your bathroom goes through. SICK! but look at the bright side...one month left.

Tegster said...

Ali, I love you sooo much!!!! You are soo right the bathroom is DISGUSTING!!!

hilaryawb said...

Haha I love it! That's sweet that you can hang them on the wall!