02 December 2009

Two Great Stories...

A. I thought of this last night, it should be a Jack Handy ... "Sometimes, when I write in my journal, I like to change the names of Holidays. That is mostly in hopes that I can really confuse future generations."

B. Today I was in the Wilk.. in the automatic bathroom. Seriously. Everything is automatic. Anyway, the toilet paper is automatic too. And as I was in there, I heard this lady say "My automatic dispenser is broken, could someone pass me some t.p.? .. I'm in ... Here ... " I secretly wish I wasn't detained so I could have seen how she flagged herself. Bummer.

2 comments:

frizzles16 said...

oh my gosh. that's awesome! Where is this bathroom? I want to try the automatic t.p. dispensers.

Ali Walker said...

Ha, just let me know when you want me to take you. I'm all about the automatic bathroom. haha